absurdist drama, rubbernecking, religious propaganda, the 1980's (for its minimalist approach), being whisked about the town in my golden chariot, ie. "le autobus", making everything out to be a Cold War allegory, shouting at the television, medieval quackery, giving people SARS, your cat, spying on my neighbours, and wearing my Che Guevara shirt to the Fair Trade Organic Coffee house.